Wednesday, September 29, 2010

God damn you, Nick Cannon.

I saw the movie "Underclassman" on TBS late the other night, and there's a reason you haven't heard of it.  It stars Nick Cannon as a cop(go fucking figure), and leaves the watcher wondering "How the fuck is this piece of shit famous, and how the fuck did he marry Mariah fucking Carrey?"

Yes, Nick Cannon truly did win the lottery of fame, because this movie left me wondering why anybody would star him in any movie, ever.  His boss is Cheech Marin(I thought he was dead) and the only scenes I enjoyed watching were the ones with his fine ass spanish teacher, Ms. Lopez, mainly cause of dat ass(She was played by Roselyn Sanzhez, google it).

In between going undercover at a local high school to infiltrate a ring of car thieves and hitting on his Spanish teacher while playing his quirky, trying-too-hard-to-be-ghettoish character, he plays on a basketball squad with a bunch of white dudes, where he is the best player on the team.  These scenes feature him dunking on an obviously lowered goal, proving that the popular phrase should be "white men can't jump, and neither can Nick Cannon".

4/10, only cause of the hot Latin chick.

Also, I somewhat enjoyed a few episodes of Wild & Out back in the day, but only because I was with girls I wanted to fuck, and all teenage girls watch is MTV.


  1. Oh thanks for the review, I know now not to watch it!
    Mesty =)

  2. I enjoyed Wild N Out, but mainly because of Biz and Katt Williams.

  3. He made it in showbiz because he's a conceded prick who thinks he is the hottest shit ever.. pretty much a requirement for most celebrities, no?


  4. I remember nick cannon!
    I had a friend named just like him!
    Mesty =)